Saturday, March 26, 2005

the best brands of the world || the best brands of the world

Logos, we got logos, we got lots and lots of logos (fo shizzle)

Thursday, March 24, 2005

(fo shizzle)

You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job..
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your
life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to
forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

Thanks Jamie H (a big fo shizzle up in this hizzou for you!)

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

School Killer's Animated Terror - March 23, 2005

All I can say is "dot dot dot" (fo shizzle)

Monday, March 21, 2005

Sunday, March 20, 2005

d pad - The last word in video game store comics

I don't know if I mentioned it, but DPAD IS BACK! (fo shizzle)

Ok Cupid! Free Match Free Online Dating

I'm not sure why, but I signed up here and am taking quizes. I should be in bed... (fo shizzle)

OKCupid! The Nothing Important Test

More like me
Congratulations! You scored 76!
Like the category says, your answers are most like mine. I don't know if this is good or bad news for you.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 84% on petals
Link: The Nothing Important Test written by sokeri on Ok Cupid
(fo shizzle)

MSN vs. Google

Having a little too much fun with this one (fo shizzle)

Friday, March 18, 2005

Omaha.com

A sad time indeed. This will probably be the last time bigmerl.com links to omaha.com. In light of their change to being a registration only site, I have terminated their contract and they will no longer benefit from the 10 ton gorilla which is bigmerl.com. (fo shizzle)

Omaha.com

First National Tower goes up in flames (fo shizzle)

Monday, March 14, 2005

offical gay test

This is funny (fo shizzle)

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Anyone wanna help me bring back swing again? (fo shizzle)

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Cliff Yablonski Hates You

You can tell Fark is down if I'm linking SomethingAwful content... (fo shizzle)

Friday, March 11, 2005

Thursday, March 10, 2005

How to be an idiot

bigmerl.com is in no way affiliated with anyone or anything. I'm pretty sure one look at the low production values would tell you that. Or even bothering to read the garbage that I write. I mean, hello, I am the Big Merl. So why is it every single time I do even a reference to a celebraty, someone has to email me to get in touch with them, or thinks that I am that person. Like right now, I can say "Mila Kunis is a hottie" and I will have two marriage proposals in my inbox when I get home from work tomorrow. That isn't counting all the wise guys that will email me just to be funny.

In summary: Please turn on brain before logging into AOL. Thank you!

The Modern Library | 100 Best | Rival List

Lets see if Blogger works again...

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Retro.Vandegrift.net

We getting retro up in this hizzou!

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Omaha.com

If my math is right, my building is the last one that is still apartments downtown?