EVIL SCARY SPIDER!

Evil Scary Spider, the new bigmerl.com mascot, has made his debut! Expect to see more of him soon. (Fo shizzle)

OKCupid! The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

Good news, I would not have been a Nazi. (Fo shizzle)

DVD Aficionado - ibetterhurryup's DVD Collection

81, of which 1 currently on loan - Beavis has Scarface. (Fo shizzle)

Big Merls Collection

264 pf which 2 are currently on loan, Beavis has GTA3 for the PS2 and Heather has Silent Hill for the PS1. (Fo shizzle)

GSA Auctions

DUDE! LCX! Part #230958.g in the master plan! (Fo shizzle)

Castlevania

So here is my imitation of Big Merl playing any Castlevania game, ever. "Woo, I am having fun! Now entering clock tower. ****. Well there went that fun, time to hate spakes and flying things. I wonder what is on tv..." (Fo shizzle)

thismink(DOT)com

Ok, so yea, we seem to be in a drought lately of content here on bigmerl.com. However, you know who is doing lots of updates? Mink. Go there, I command thee! (Fo shizzle)

Rider Alert - Monthly Pass

Extended for November and December! Yah! (Fo shizzle)

Beastie Boys - BeastieBoys.com - Official Beastie Boys Web Site

Body movin, body movin,
A1 sound, sound so soothing
Body movin, body movin,
We be getting down and you know we're crush groovin

Let me get some action from the back section
We need body rocking not perfection
Let your back bone flip but don't slip a disc
Let your spine unwind just take a risk
I wanna do the freak until the break of dawn
Tell me party people is that so wrong
The ship is docking, inter-lockin
And up-rockin electro-shocking
We're getting down computer action
Do the robotic satisfaction
All of y'all get off the wall
Have a ball and get involved with

Body movin, body movin with the A-1 sound sound so soothing

Flame on, I'm gone
I'm so sweet like a nice bon bon
Came out rapping when I was born
Mom said rock it 'til the break of dawn
Puttin bodies in motion cause I got the notion
Like Roy Cormier with the coconut lotion
The sound of the music drivin you insane
You can't explain to people this type of mind frame
Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pap
I'm fine like wine when I start to rap
We need body rockin not perfection
Let me get some action from the back section

Body movin, body movin,
A1 sound, sound so soothing
Body movin, body movin,
We be getting down and you know we're crush groovin

Mike D with the master plan
Ooh my my and thank you ma'am
And when I grab the mic you scream Ooh god damn
The creme de la creme is who I am
MCA where have you been
Packed like sardines in the tin
So kick off your shoes and put on your swim fins
Cause when it comes to quarries I'm known to swim
Adrock light up the place
And if you pull my card you pull the ace
And if you ask me turn up the bass
And if you play defender I could be your hyper space

Body movin'

(Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1707429) Zug on its latest media prank: The Ashton Kutcher Cellphone story. Tracks the path of a fake story listed only on Fark as it

Behold the power of Fark (Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1705339)

TF only thread that is really funny. (Fo shizzle)

Church of the Libertine Website

Ever wanted a church that encouraged you to do speed? Found one. (Fo shizzle)

Americans wish to buy Vladimir Lenin's body - PRAVDA.Ru

And in case you wondered how great the Russian media is. (Fo shizzle)

FARK.com: Fark offers to buy Lenin

In case you wondered where your TF funds go. (Fo shizzle)

Listmania! How to blow a fortune and make the FBI's Most Wanted List

Amazon is becoming more helpful every day... (Fo shizzle)

Broderbund�

You make me wanna La La... Anyways, a certain little boy named would love this if his mom got it for him... (Fo shizzle)

Omaha Ak-Sar-Ben Knights

AHL, prepare to be pwn3d! (Fo shizzle!)

NHL Academy

You too can learn if the NHL is the right fit for you. In other news, I have NHL Center Ice. (Fo shizzle)

CNN.com - Typhoon, quake leave Taiwan shaken, stirred - Oct 1, 2005

Oh no they didn't. CNN.com has obviously hired their writers from FARK.com. (Fo shizzle)

Company Names

Interesting little read, I'd be curious to know how many are correct and how many are urban legend. I guess I could used Wikipeida or Snopes. (Fo shizzle)

Welcome to the Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund Official Web Site

With a recent rebirth of get rich quick people on the web, such as the guy that wants you to buy him a Ferari and the chick that wants a boob job, bigmerl.com decided to beg for dollars. Then we were too lazy to establish a system, mostly because LCX said "What, you think I'm gonna code that? Your crazy. I'm gonna go play Xbox" so we instead will refer you to the Katrina fund. Please consider helping the Red Cross, since all the help in the world can't save the staff of bigmerl.com. Except Mel, she is the sane one. (Fo shizzle)

Best Launch Titles

This list is written by a Mario fanboy. (Fo shizzle)

ESPN.com - NCF - Recap

GOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIG REEEEEEED GO BIG RED! (Fo shizzle)

Eyemarten.com - What is the story with Jordan Capri?

When good pr0n stars go bad. Or is it the other way around? I'm not sure. This article is so NSFW that you shouldn't click it if you are even thinking about work. That is all. Oh, and Norm has a webcam. (Fo shizzle)