bradley's almanac - the sims torture test (a mirror site)

I think I am going to reinstall the Sims...

Peanut Butter Jelly Time Metal Version Mp3 Video

SNAKE! SNAKE!

Sci-Fi Lists - Top 100 Sci-Fi Books

Instead of covering all the news of the last 24 hours, I give you a list of sci-fi books. I'll take Fahrenheit 451 for the win.

AbestKitchen.com Restaurant Supplies

Once I win the Powerball we can shop for the castle. :)

Will It Blend? - Hockey Pucks Video

Some people have too much time on their hands, so they do things like link to a video about blending hockey pucks.

Cat Macros

Person of the Year - CNN.com

Time Magazine has named me 2006 Person of the Year. Booyah!

HAPPY CHAOS DAY!

Please remember to celebrate by kicking pedophiles in their shins then laughing.

OKCupid! The Can you date my friend Donna Test

Please take this test to see if you can date Donna.

vNES

Hello professor. Shall we play a game?

Amazon.com: I Love Merlin T-shirt: Apparel

Dude, I had no idea. :)

Achieve360Points.com - Serving all Your Achievement and Marketplace needs

Raise that gamer score!

Cox Communications - Digital cable services in Omaha

Five simple Letters:
E S P N U

ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!

You will probably notice some BIG changes to bigmerl.com recently. Well, first off, this blog is no longer on a bigmerl.com server. To facilitate some new projects and to allow more pictures to come up here, I moved it to a new server. To enable some new Blogger tools, I converted it from a team blog to a personal blog. Soon I hope to make it a team blog, then we can get some more authors back in here.

Anyways, bigmerl.com was due for an overhaul, this will be the first major overhaul in three years, which makes it an antique site by web standards. Coming up next is a new splash page, then some new toys. Wheeee!

eBay: 3 Sony Playstation Systems...Free Shipping! (item 300050305788 end time Nov-19-06 13:21:16 PST)

My hero

X-Arcade Tankstick™ : Indestructible Arcade Gaming

People often ask me what the best thing is in gaming, what would I spend my money on? Well this is going to be my next major purchase. I really want one.

deadmalls DOT com: Feature

Drawn Together Mall Trip 2006!

WorldNetDaily: An unforgettable USO tour

Newest soldier means war in Iraq is about to be won.

Moronland.net - 40 Things That Only Happen in Movies

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

Big Merl on MGC :: MyGamerCard.net

Now you can keep track of my video gaming. Well, at least the 360 portion of it. Which reminds me, I have not played Dead Rising since I linked my profile to Live.

Battle for Wesnoth

This is a FRTS, otherwise known as a Free Real Time Strategy Game.

Encyclopædia Britannica Eleventh Edition - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

An article on a free encyclopedia, on a different free encyclopedia? BRILLIANT!

iPod's Dirty Secret - Neistat Brothers

Wow. This was the second post that Bigmerl.com had made on Blogger. The link still works! :o)

Sony Playstation Endings

White Town

Dig this, an artist that watches his own videos on YouTube and keeps a blog telling you to buy his new CD. I am going to buy one just because the blog is so cool.

Research Beyond Google: 119 Authoritative, Invisible, and Comprehensive Resources | OEDb

How to find stuff

YouTube - Sabotage - Beastie Boys

Comics and Editorial Cartoons: Dilbert on Yahoo! News

BEST.DILBERT.EVER!

Jonsey.net » Blog Archive » MS Windows Vista Death Star

Great, and here I thought I could go a whole weekend without having to save the world from the Sith.

LCX's Magic the Gathering Decks

Well Big Merl wanted a link to my Magic decks I had posted online. Here you go.

Mulling over changes to bigmerl.com

We have more or less been in our current format since Thanksgiving 2003. Anyone else think it is time for a change? I'm considering moving the blog over to a Google server, this won't go away. I just want to do something... different. I just don't know what yet. I have a lot of space to play with on bigmerl.com and I want to have fun with it. :o)

Rumor: EB/Gamestop To Employees "Zip It!" - Kotaku

Hey look guys, it's an internal memo about not posting internal memos on the web. Which reminds me, if anyone gets an internal memo on bigmerl.com, let me know, I'd like to read it. :)

LibriVox

Miss Buttercup, I believe you will find this site interesting. Mr. ChaosX might also.

Yahoo! Small Business

Ok, so some spammer is using @bigmerl.com for their return address, it has been going on for a few days. If you are here because of that, I apologize, but I don't have any way to stop them, view details on that email and find their real ISP and contact them.

What this means to my users: I have shut off mail forwarding on unknown addresses. That means that only approved email addresses will work, all others will get bounced. If you still do not have your @bigmerl.com address or need your bigmerl.com hosting setup, let me know.

USCFootball.com - Message Boards

A brief lesson in why you don't steal images. Please, do not click the link. Please, if you value your eyes, do not click the link *** NOT SAFE FOR WORK ***
The G-Man commeth!

DHS | Department of Homeland Security | FOIA Electronic Reading Room

DHS has a boring collection. I was hoping for some crazy stuff from post 9/11 when everyone was accusing everyone else of being unpatriotic. Maybe the Katrina file will have some interesting stuff in it.

Frequently Requested Information

Turns out the Jimmy Hoffa file isn't on the FBI site. However, the NSA has JFK stuff. Expect my theory on what really happened to be made into a blockbuster movie starting Mr. Jackson as a secret service man in "Snakes on a Motorcade"

CIA FOIA - Frequently Requested Records

By posting this one, I'm sure I have triggered some sort of sniffer bot or something. But this is the CIA and their most requested records. It includes an article on what the CIA knows about UFOs.

Hrmm, I wonder if the NSA and the DHS have websites...

NARA - U.S. National Archives and Records Administration - Archives.gov Home

While I'm on a government website kick, here are the national archives. I'm not sure what is on there, but I'm going to play with it once I'm done reading the Jimmy Hoffa file.

Federal Bureau of Investigation - Freedom of Information Privacy Act - Reading Room Index

The FBI has some of their most popular files online, complete with blacked out goodness. My challenge to you is to fill in the blacked out spaces with stuff that makes no sense. I'll start. "The suspect was then interviewed by special agent [SPONGEBOB] and special agent [girly man].

YouTube - Happy Happy Joy Joy

Is your cat a Pirate?

BEAVIS! BEAVIS! PUT IT ON CHANNEL THREE!

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

YouTube - Crazy Anti-Drug Commercial

Playfeed | Home

I want a Wii

A scary thought

I had a very scary realization just now. I think I may be tired of WW2 FPS! I mean, for once I don't feel like storming Normandy or reclaiming Paris or fighting Rommel in Africa... What is wrong with me?

Cyber Nations, an online nation simulation game

HA! HA!
I HAVE A COMMUNIST REGIME
AND MY CITIZENS HATE ME!!1!

Weapons and BBQ

So we went to the Louisville Slugger Museum and Factory tour. I ordered a custom bat. Then we went to Fraier Arms Museum, it has tons of weapons. The linked photo gallery says more then I ever could about how cool those places were. For breakfast we went to Waffle House and for dinner we went to Texas Outlaw's BBQ in Elizabethtown Kentucky. Mmm mmm mmm, that was some tasty BBQ. Anyways, Tomorrow we are starting our tour of the bourbon trail. This should be fun!

* email me your Yahoo ID if you can't access the gallery, I have to add you to the list.

POST ON A MOTHER ****ING BLOG!

Ok, no pictures to post, but here is why. My flights were uneventful. I'm not dead, I'm not in jail and the terrorists didn't win. Monday plans got changed due to Miss Buttercup having a work appointment and a puppy crisis. She can post that on her blog if she ever gets one. Anyways, I saw Louisville, actually quite a bit of it. We went downtown and again, seems like a recurring theme for us, went underground. Or as she says, we just went under a bridge. Anyays, I digress.

We did go see Snakes on a Plane. I'm talking about SNAKES ON A PLANE. The movie was weird, in that it actually exceeded the hype. If you want a great movie to just veg out to and enjoy, this is the one. I haven't enjoyed a movie this much since Dude, Where's My Car? so that is saying quite a bit. Anyways, since I'm in Kentucky, I'm gonna end my post old school. (Fo shizzle)

XBOX 360!

PSP Video 9

I'll work on this when I get back home from vacation.

Steve Irwin dead in stingray attack - Yahoo!7 News

You know how we always joked about one of those animals killing Steve Irwin? Well this just in...

Talking Presidents | Action Figure - TOP GUN George W. Bush

Mission Accomplished?

YouTube - 2006 Husker Tunnel Walk

ESPN.com - NCF - Boxscore

Joe Daily put up the same type of stats he did at Nebraska, think he'll take his ball and go home again?

Google Image Labeler

Google may have found the new super addictive game that we will all soon be playing. Review if me and RHBC get a chance to play tonight.

Duke Nukem Forever - Windows

Penny Arcade presents Penny Arcade Game starring Penny Arcade - Joystiq

For some reason I don't see this having a good ending...

CDW.com

Newegg.com can go to hell. Seriously. I have never had a shipper make it where i cannot work with UPS to get my package. They told UPS I cannot change my address or delivery time and UPS said the only other option they have for me is to go down to South O and pick it up in person. No, not someone on my behalf, me. Like I am ever in South O during the day. Seriously. Low prices be damned, if you can't take care of your customer then you are worthless as a company. On a related note, CDW lets me work with UPS to get my packages.

Newegg.com - Buy Computer Parts, Laptop Computers, Digital Cameras, and Electronics

So there I sat staring at my monitor making sense of shipping. I purchased three small items. Each is being shipped today via 2nd day UPS from three different warehouses. I think I just cost Newegg money on my purchase?

Tyrrell P34 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Just because I think it is a weird car, here comes link #2

F1 Nutter - The Story of Six Wheel Formula One Cars 6

and you thought race cars only had four tires

channel4.com - 50 Greatest One Hit Wonders

Always look on the bright side of life!

everyone.doesntexist: fantastic planet video

I'm not dead, just sleepy

Free Online Flash Games : Online Racing, Sports, Poker, RPG, Shooting, Adventure and Action Games

These are games, I will play them later.

Little Gamers ♥ Hot swedish love

Well, someone spilled the beans on Tech support (It's true!)

Little Gamers ♥ Hot swedish love

Well, someone spilled the beans on Tech support (It's true!)

List of minor Star Wars Jedi knights - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This is too cool

Internet Archive: Film Chest Vintage Cartoons

I'm pretty sure I linked here before and never looked at it.

The tailor of a cat CAT PRIN

Hey Beavis, $5 says your cat would attempt to kill you (and fail comically) if you tried this.

Free video hosting

I want to explore this site later.

ESPN.com - MLB - 6. Orel Hershiser's scoreless innings streak

BEST.RECORD.EVER!

memday

2006-05-29 02:30:04 AM

Deveyn

All these photos were developed by my grandfather, a seabee stationed on Tinian during WWII. I scanned them and restored them as best I could so he could see them before he died in 2001 at the age of 89. This is the first time anyone else other than those in my family have seen them. He ran an underground photo lab in his tent and was basically the guy you went to when you needed anything. His irish temper was notorious and he spent a lot of time in the brig for punching out officers.

the mushroom cloud picture was the bomb that destroyed Nagasaki. All these photos are originals and I have them in my possession. Please don't hotlink them without permission and/or credit.

I don't have a lot of details on the photos but they're classified based on subject:

J: Photos and film taken off dead japanese soldiers
tinian: photos taken on Tinian Island
b29: photos of the nose art on the planes
k: photos taken inside a korean concentration camp
ships: photos taken onboard the ships

Some of the photos are NSFW.

I'd like to thank my grandfather and all who served with him, before him, and since then for defending our country and sacrificing everything to do what they thought was right.

§ Milinkito :: El que tuvo, YouTube : 'Los Ochenta'

This place has like tons of free music videos.

SpotBit.com - Tons of FREE E-Magazines for download

Free magazines, no paper to throw away.

Abandoned & Little-Known Airfields

Ever wondered what an abandoned airport looks like?

The Generator Blog

I think I shall generate stuff later

TOP 30 FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

-Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

-Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

-Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fcking Indian.

-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fck down.

-Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

-As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

-Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

-Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Alegent Babies

Yea, he looks ready to kill. It is gangsta baby!

Features - Playlists

I shall investimigate

Sault Ste. Marie News and Weather: Full Story on SooToday.com

I'm not entirely sure what those Canadians are up to, but it can't be good. Mel, you promise you'll tell me if you guys are going to invade?

Oh, and my Internet is back.

180 Resources on The Most Popular Freeware for Windows - Listible!

What? You thought I would have ended this yesterday?

Chrono Resurrection - Project discontinued

Sometimes you wonder what video game companies are thinking. If I were Square, I would say let them make it, then buy it off them.

bigmerl.com

A few housekeeping items. I deleted Several things off the left side of the screen. The site should load faster now and stop messing up for my Firefox peeps. Umm, I have no clue about IE. I guess IE will work.

Birthday Alarm

Hi

I am building a birthday book for myself and would appreciate some quick help from you. Just click on the link below and enter your birthday details. It's easy and you can keep your age secret!...

Click Here

Thanks
Big Merl

List of open source software packages - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

What? You thought I was done?

AnandTech - Freeware programs and applications (continuation)

More free stuff

I want a Freeware Utility to ... 300+ common problems solved : eConsultant

This stuff is free and it does things

ABC News: Comcast, Sony to Debut New Horror Channel

In other news, the Dawg can now consider his life to have meaning...

Internet Archive Search: the

Miss Buttercup, you linked me to it on YIM, you figure out what it is and report back to the class. :)

Atari Trivia

How well do you know your Atari games?

Scientology - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And you thought the people of bigmerl.com were messed up because we play air hockey with frozen hamburger patties...

Right Now It's YTMND

bigmerl.com is still cooler

The Outer Circle - Kids Today

You cannot tell me this isn't a fact.

Impact Lab - Super Cool Lego Arena

Yo, LCX, time to start working on your Death Star

LotR Musical

You know, maybe someone will have some comments about this cause I sure don't...

Gaming now and then - Fosfor Gadgets

Dude, remember?

Target : Target baby

People, buy stuff off this registry. stat.

Large Canadian Roadside Attractions

Thank you Mel, now I have a roadtrip idea!

Cute Overload! ;)

Finally, someone takes over the burden of providing cute pics to the Internet. Now bigmerl.com can focus on providing pictures of Quaker Guy in everyday scenes.

I am so taking advantage of LCX

(LG2weather.com) I so totally ripped of LCX. I made him take a whole bunch of stuff off my hands. Now I totally have space to put other stuff. Go me.

CTV.ca | Que. families fight over winning Tim's coffee cup

Only in Ameri... wait, Canada?

Daily Dish : Paula Abdul

Wait, no, seriously, a blog devoted to Paula Abdul news? Seriously?

C-Eye Design <•> eye on media :: multimedia blog - Keeping an eye out for Movies, TV, Music, Books, and Websites that you should see, and what you sho

The link is farked right now, but it should hopefully work later.

25 Strippers Nabbed In Raids - February 3, 2006

Mug shots of strippers. Need I say more? Probably shouldn't click from work.

Dogs In Elk

Apparently your dog doesn't really want steak

CollegeHumor Movie: The Real Life Simpsons. They even got a sailboat painting for the living room, that's heart.

Heh

Custom Futurama Pinball Machine

DONNA! DONNA! DONNA! BUY ME THIS! PLEASE?!?!?!

diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic

Todays Diesel Sweeties is the best comic ever.

The Renegade BBS Project

Now you want to talk old school, probably a total of one regular visitor will have this make any sense to them.

YahooPool.net - All Yahoo Messenger Emoticons

I found a listing that isn't on a yahoo server, so I'm linking to it.

bandagedjagan: swords are uber cool. :D

And once again the kiddies find a new way to... what's that word for when I want to tell them all to shut up and go away? oh yea, annoy

Star Wars Board Novel Reviews: The Mindharp of Sharu

From the bigmerl.com archives...

Historic

Because I'm too lazy to link them all (TF only)

The Dumpster: A Visualization of Romantic Breakups for 2005

Miss Buttercup, I'm not sure I understand this thing, will you play with it and let me know what it is?

H&R Block Reports Lower 3Q Profits - Yahoo! News

Ok, so if H&R Block messed up their own taxes...

Name Decoder™ -- Find out what's inside your name.

The current official name decoder toy of bigmerl.com

HULK HOGAN: REAL AMERICAN

"TRAIN, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, EAT YOUR VITAMINS! BE TRUE TO YOURSELF, TRUE TO YOUR COUNTRY, BE A REAL AMERICAN!"

Princess Bride Quiz Results

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti

Windows OneCare Live - Home

I'm mulling this over, if it uses less memory then Norton I might switch. I am so tired of Norton memory hogging all the time. This would also be cheaper for my computers.

CNN.com - The flying luxury hotel of tomorrow - Feb 16, 2006

I am so calling it now: OH THE HUMANITY!

I SAW IT IN NEW YORK

Yea, I'm linking random stuff. Yea, your probably still clicking everything. It's all good.

IMG_2284001-717150.jpg (JPEG Image, 1024x768 pixels)

Someone want to explain just what is going on here? This better not be on the menu at the next staff meeting. Safe for work but not safe for your webmasters stomach....

LJ Images

Want random pictures? Don't mind that some aren't safe for viewing? Don't mind the LJ kiddies located them for you?

Maze Prank Cry

This is why LCX having a kid is going to be the greatest thing ever. He will do this kind of stuff to them. :)

Secret Boards Directory

Well, if anyone is bored and has a GF account...

Google Answers: whistling

So exciting.Google,you are the best!!

College Bargain

Oh too funny!

CheneyVsWhittington

Heh, a Dick Cheney shooter... The Interenets, they never cease to amaze me.

O RLY Owl is put to rest :(

And incase you wanted a YTMND version of it.

CSi: R.I.P. "O Rly"

Dude, it finally happened!

Satire: Govt. Plans a ‘Cheney Alert’ System - Newsweek Society - MSNBC.com

In a followup article that her Beavisness will find entertaining.

See Dick. Run! - February 13, 2006

Well, not every day we get to link to Smoking Gun about the VP capping some dude in the face

TechEBlog » Wolfenstein Radio PC

Big Merl must have this case. Task force Foxtrot, you know what you doing, you have no time, make your time.

Amazon.com: Red Stapler - 747 Series Stapler, Rio Red Collectors Edition: Office Products

I so totally added this to my Amazon wishlist.

Pinball News - First and Free

LCX... can you build me one of these?

Warehouse 23

Best online store not named after a river in South America

Amazon.com: Wet : True Lesbian Sex Stories: Books: Nicole Foster

Oh the things you find on Amazon...

Thompsonsoft Presents: I'm OK!

I have nothing to say to these game developers but thank you. Oh, and that I'll download this over the weekend and get a full review* next week.

*because we know I really will...

A.C. Crispin - Science Fiction Fantasy Author

Somehow the Muurrg character in the Han Solo trilogy makes sense now...

New Zealand's source for sport, rugby, cricket & league news on Stuff.co.nz: Dummies guide to the Super Bowl

OK, since so many of you don't watch football, this should more or less explain it for you.

Lulu.com - Self Publishing - Free

Hey, if you still had that Wario fanfic you could publish it. Maybe...

Moose surfed on chunk of ice - Aftenposten.no

This is so totally gonna be the next big sport in the Winter X Games.

Electric Railway Historical Association of Southern California

I wanna read this in the morning

Welcome to South Platte Press

Yes, I do geek out on trains. Sue me.

Abandoned Railroads of the US

This is pretty sweet, I shall be playing on this site until Greys Anatomy comes on.

Blogthings - How Weird Are You?

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

EA Store

I plan to buy this in the next few days.

Record your last words, last messages, last wishes,last will: leave departing messages

Anybody feel like dying so we can test this?

Thank you Jamie Sue!

Nobody else got me a log cabin!

The GodFather Home Page

I am going to give this one a spin, see if there is finally a tagging program worth having.

The end of an era

Per request from someone I can't say no to, the (Fo shizzle) is now dead. RIP (Fo shizzle) 2004-2006

Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...

This is classic (Fo shizzle)

10 Things You Can Do With Your Old Xbox Article on Stuffmagazine.com

I think I need to do #1 (Fo shizzle)

39 Megapixel Hassleblad Digital Camera @ Alice Hill’s Real Tech News - Independent Tech

Ooh, I want that! (Fo shizzle)

Main Page - WikiFAQs

Oh boy, the kiddies have created a wiki now... This should be... special (Fo shizzle)

A list to scare away our younger viewers (Fo shizzle)

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word 'PSYCHE!'
2. You watched the Pound Puppies
3. You can sing the rap to 'The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air'
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
5. You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club
6. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
7. You know that 'WOAH' comes from Joey from 'Blossom' or that 'How Rude!' comes from Stephanie from 'Full House'
8. If you ever watched 'Fraggle Rock'
9. If you had plastic streamers on your handle bars
10. You can sing the entire theme song to 'Duck Tales'
11. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
12. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head
13. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (Or Amazon Trail! WOOT!)
14. You played the game 'MASH' (mansion, apartment, shack, house)
15. You wore a Jordache Jean Jacket and were proud of it.
16. You had L.A Gear
17. You wanted to change your name to 'JEM' in kindergarten
18. You remember reading 'Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing' and all the Ramona books
19. You know the profound meaning of 'Wax on, wax off'
20. You wanted to be a Goonie
21. You ever wore flourescent clothing
22. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
23. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf
24. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school
25. You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets
26. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not... (Not nowadays, but back then)
27. You remember hyper-color t-shirts
28. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
29. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up
30. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets
31. You owned a pair of jelly sandals.
32. After you saw "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you are but what am I" ..i still do
33. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
34. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
35. You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
36. You had or attended a birthday party at Mcdonalds
37. You've gone through this occasionally saying "awwww"
38. You remember the popples. (from the 80s)
39. "Don't worry, be happy".
40. You wore socks over tights
41. You wore socks scrunched down.
42. You know the whole Miss Mary Mack hand clapping game.
43. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
44. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies
45. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"
46. You remember having "Rainbow Brite" and "My Little Ponies"
47. You thought Doogie Howser was hot
48. You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac
49. You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool.
50. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
51. You know all the words to Bon Jovi [i'll be there for you!!]
52. You played and or collected "Pogs"
53. You used to pretend you could transform into a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger.
54. You had at least one GigaPet and brought it everywhere
55. You were obsessed with your "Easy Bake Oven" and/or your "Lite-Brite"
56. You watched the original transformers at 6 in the morning!
57. You weren't cool unless you owned at LEAST 6 Beanie Babies
58. You owned at least 2 or more tamagotchi
59. You've done either the Rock Lobster, The Curly Shuffle, or the Egyptian dance (From "Walk Like An Egyptian)
60. You sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it"
61. The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter
62. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."
63. You ever had a Swatch.
64. You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power"
65. You can name most, if not all of the Brat Pack

The Awful Forums - Help me compile a list of stolen content for eBaum

Please note, bigmerl.com is staying independent and nuetral in all this he said she said stuff. That being said, this thread has TONS of good stuff linked. (Fo shizzle)

Pi to 1,000,000 places

So umm, LCX, you are the math person here, I think. So umm, is this correct? I got lost after 3.14... (Fo shizzle)

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Jamie Sue once got me a duct tape wallet, I don't use it becuase I love it to much to risk damage to it. (Fo shizzle)

Google Pack

Google packs it all into one download (Fo shizzle)

Google Video

Google has been busy, check it out, you can buy videos (Fo shizzle)

Walgreens.com - Online pharmacy & drugstore, prescriptions, health information

I am not too pleased with Walgreens now. In fact, never go to the Turner and Dodge location. Ever! They have had a lot of counting errors of the last few months (Gee, how can I fill two meds the same day and run out of one before running out of the other?) but tonight... I get two meds filled, two different meds. What do I get in return? Two of the same med. BAH! BAH! You know with the wrong kind of patient that mistake would be lethal! BAH! (Fo shizzle)

New Scientist Take a leap into hyperspace - Features

Dude, LCX, before you know it we'll be able to make the Kessel run! (Fo shizzle)

Top 100 - Project Gutenberg

The Art of War is quite popular (Fo shizzle)

Can I kick it? No, you can't.

Classic (Fo shizzle)

Sam Cancilla's Dating Resume

Now while I'm not sure, I don't think this is going to work. (Fo shizzle)

LINKSKEY LKU-UA02 USB KVM-in-the Cable Switch w/ Audio&Mic and built-in Cable - Retail at Newegg.com

Daddy see, Daddy like, Daddy want (Fo shizzle)

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Chuck Norris is modest too (Fo shizzle)

TOP 30 FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

-Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

-Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

-Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fcking Indian.

-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fck down.

-Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

-As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

-Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

-Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

(Fo shizzle)