Local News by bigmerl.com

So we had a fire in the dumpster tonight. Me being all responsible and stuff evacuated the building and didn't get any real pics, but since I am not a news site I am not above using doctored photos. This is an artists recreation of the fire. Look at that intense realism. 

Banana Phone - Flash Animation

A classic returns

sweet secrets

"it's amazing, only 3 people know about this blog. me, you, and elaini"
And the 100 ton juggernaut that is bigmerl.com

The Apple Store (U.S.)

"It doesn't matter which iPod model you have because iPod Socks fit all of them."
"Fits all iPod models except iPod shuffle."

So which is it gentlemen? It fits all iPods or not?

Play Nintendo and Sega video games online for free!

I bring... GAMES

Omaha.com

Jamie, this is why I tried calling you, but then it cut out or something and I'm assuming that at this point it is irrelevent, so its all good! Have fun!

formerlyROSIE

This person claims to be Rosie O'Donnell, make your own decision.

Download details: Windows AntiSpyware (Beta)

I know, its in a beta. I know it says Microsoft. I know, you don't care. Well care. Install and run please. Thank you!

I wish

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala

Omaha.com

OH BURN! BURN BURN BURN!
Dear Elkhorn, remember your pockets are not as deep as Omaha. You try to act smart and we will layeth the smacketh down. Milliard can vouch for this. You have been warned.