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Let me tell you about my day. I was heading out to Shopko today with the wife and we drive by this sign by Peta, yea, those tree huggin' animal lovers. It says, and get this, Eat Meat And Die. Wha...? Huh? Are you serious? If I eat meat I'll die? Now, I don't have a problem with anyone out there that is a vegitarian or a vegan (as long as they don't try to shove their way down my throat) but I mean come on, duh. If I eat plants, I'll die. If I drink alcohol, I'll die. If I smoke, I'll die. If I be a good little boy, I'll die. Okay, for those of you that are lost by now, YOU DO ANYTHING AND YOUR GONNA DIE!!! Well, unless your immortal. By the way, if your immoral, guess what? Yea, your right, your still gonna die.
Oh, and for anyone out there that has a problem with what I said, I don't want to hear it, and guess what, your still gonna die!
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and then my friend you die, AND THEN MY FRIEND YOU DIE MAN, and then, my friend, you die.
PETA has some hot chicks, I just couldn't hook up with them because I'd be like "how about we go get some steak for dinner" and they'd like slap me and then spraypaint my clothes or something.
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