So for those thinking there is never enough original content... here goes some.
For those of you a little squeemish, don't read.
They found a corpse today on second floor. It had been there for a good two weeks. I kinda knew the guy too, he worked across the street and was a pretty nice guy. Anyways, I come in and the neighbor is telling me all about it, and I go to help him out in his apartment (directly below said former residents) and his apartment reeks something nasty. The phrase "what died in here" takes on a whole new meaning now. So his apartment is completely sealed off to air vents now and he has covered most his electrical, now it smells like lysole. Crazy crazy crazy.
I'm now making my place spotless so that if we get a bug infestation because of this that I'm not infected. May you live in interesting times...
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As I think about it... I remember the rendering plants in South O growing up, this is a million times worse. I mean, it is literally the worse thing I have ever smelled in my whole life. It makes the stink bombs back at South High seem like a walk in the park. It makes me long for the smell of (insert your name here)'s cooking!
Well, they found him in the bathroom. He was clenched over holding his chest. My guess? Aliens abducted him and he died during the probe so they set it up to look like a heart attack.
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