ThinkGeek :: Geek. Shot Glass

ok... I was going to post on how badly I need this. Instead I will post on the fact that blog this is completely different. I mean COMPLETELY different. More on this story as it develops. (Fo shizzle)

Around the Oval :: College Football Teams as Internet Cliches

They missed Nebraska as Quaker Guy (Fo shizzle)

Electronics Lab 300-in-1

The way I see it, it is super trendy to relive your childhood. So I am going to buy things like this and maybe a chemisty kit. Until like, the men in black suits stop me... I will turn iron into gold, just watch me! (Fo shizzle)

Vonage - The Broadband Phone Company

WOO-HOO! WOO-WHO-HOO! Oh yea, I have a "home" phone now. It is a WIFI phone, so I can take it to hot spots. (Fo shizzle)

Flash » The Internet is for Porn

Much better video for the song. (Fo shizzle)

Baby Jesus

Sometimes we have to go that extra mile to meet demand here at bigmerl.com. This is one of those times. (Fo shizzle)

Saving Private Ryan Online Encyclopedia

Warning, this is like, war stuff. (Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1825806)

Using the blog as a bookmark folder again. TF only. Want to reasearch. (Fo shizzle)

Dad 'n Me

A special Christmas game from Newgrounds. (Fo shizzle)

I think my camera is dying

Time to buy a 7mp camera to replace it? :) (Fo shizzle)

LCX = GIVES GREAT GIFTS

I have said it before, but it is worth repeating. Anyone can get you drunk, a good friend enables you to drink with dead presidents. Hardcore.

(Fo shizzle)

13 Things bigmerl.com style baby!

Link goes to Jamie H, a good friend of mine. She is doing this 13 things thingie on her blog. I figured I'd have a go with it bigmerl.com style

1. Boobies! If you don't get this, click here.

2. Anything is possible! If you don't get this, click here.

3. I am blessed to have so many people I can call close friends. I realize not many people are as lucky as me. I have truly been touched by the noodly appendage. (There, ya happy? I made a FSM referance)

4. You're my question four, forever more I lo-ove you, my question four!

5. I upgraded Firefox. It broke. I had to replace my spell check with a new one. I hate my new one. It is lame.

6. Contrary to popular beleif, I am not listening to rock music right now. Just kidding, I am.

7. I lost 15 pounds over the last two months. At this rate I'll have to register minimerl.com!

8. They have Mario Kart Arcade at the Family Fun Center. They are open on Christmas. I'm going to see if Beavis wants to go play Mario Kart on Christmas.

9. I'm bored. Im quitting now.

10. (Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1821183) Judge enjoins David Letterman from using "code words and eye gestures" to inform New Mexico woman that he wants to marry her

One of the best Fark Lite threads in ages. (Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1820018)

Donna, when you get your PC back, click this link. Oh, and for everyone, not safe for work, TF only. (Fo shizzle)

VIKING 256MB 168-Pin SDRAM System Memory - Retail at Newegg.com

Beavis, this is what you need for your PC, but I may be able to score you some like for free, let me keep working. (Fo shizzle)

inSPOT LA ·> Tell Them

I see much potential for abuse. Might not wanna click from work. (Fo shizzle)

IGN: Elf Bowling 1&2 Review

Now >>>THIS<<< is how you write a review. (Fo shizzle)

Gary Young - Plantman - Music Video Code

(Fo shizzle)

Bill Brasky - Uncyclopedia

BILL BRASKY! (Fo shizzle)

Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!

RedHeadButterCup should love this one too. (Fo shizzle)

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING GUNDAMAPHONE~

This one goes out to RedHeadButterCup. (Fo shizzle)

Amazon.com: Wish List

I was looking for someone and found this wrong person that I now want to meet. :) (Fo shizzle)

Stadiums of the NFL-Your Ticket to Every NFL Stadium

Stadium news and stuff. (Fo shizzle)

Culture Dish: May 2005

Because I can, I'm linking to a blog of someone that left NYC for Appalachia. (Fo shizzle)

Monomyth.org - Discovering Meaning and Wisdom through the Hero's Journey

Someone wanna read and paraphrase? If not I will in a couple days. (Fo shizzle)

Amazon.com: Hannspree's Plush Pig 10" LCD Television: Electronics

Mel would love this! (Fo shizzle)

Designs by Aryk : CafePress.com

This is dedicated to Beavis. (Fo shizzle)

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

This is like so NSFW, but like so funny and so true. I'll be singing this song for hours. (Fo shizzle)

Some megachurches to be closed on Christmas - U.S. Life - MSNBC.com

Christmas is cancelled! (Fo shizzle)

DevilDucky - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat (Fo shizzle)

Local Weather Forecast for Omaha, NE (68131) - weather.com

The bad news: It is cold out.
The good news: by putting your rum outside you free up valuable freezer space.

(fo shizzle)

Throw Rocks At Boys

This entry is dedicated to Jamie Sue (Fo shizzle)

Stainless Steel Cards - I Want One Of Those

I want one of those! (Fo shizzle)

World War II - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Because I'm watching Band of Brothers... (Fo shizzle)

School Bus

Yes, it is weird and morbid day on bigmerl.com (Fo shizzle)

FM 17-12-8 Chapter 6 Engagement Techniques

Booyah, I just got a +2 on my machine gunner skills for Battlefield (Fo shizzle)

Abandoned Stations : Grand Central Terminal, Waldorf-Astoria platform

In case you were wondering about this urban legend, it is real. (Fo shizzle)

Amazon.com: Wish List

Wil Wheaton of Star Trek fame has an Amazon wishlist (Fo shizzle)

WSOCTV.com - Charlotte News - Wrestler Ric Flair Accused Of Road Rage

To be ahead of the man in traffic you have to beat the man! Whoooo! (Fo shizzle)

So, anybody need any AAA batteries?

So my remote was dying so I did what any geek would do, I checked my parts box for AAA batteries. When I didn't find any I went out and bought a ten pack thinking I was in panic mode on batteries. So then I go to put them away and I notice a bag next to the parts box. Inside the bag is a 15 pack. So I now have more AAA batteries then anyone will need in like, a lifetime. Let me know if you want to stop by and grab any. You guys can have the blue and silver ones, I think I'm gonna keep the neon pink ones. Yes, I said neon pink batteries. (Fo shizzle)

eBay: THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN (item 5640511574 end time Dec-06-05 20:18:47 PST)

Hmm, I wonder if bigmerl.com would look good mounted high on the bluffs... (Fo shizzle)

Old Grandma Hardcore

Boy I tell you what, I don't link any blogs for a while and this happens. I haven't decided if this is the coolest or lamest blog ever. :) (Fo shizzle)

Enya sings in a tongue from a 'distant planet' - Sunday Times - Times Online

See children, drugs are bad. (Fo shizzle)

Poultrygeist: Attack of the Chicken Zombies! - Movie Info | BLOODY-DISGUSTING.COM

Courtesy of the Dawg (Fo shizzle)

Welcome To the Volo Auto Museum Web Site !

Because sometimes I just have to link something this cool. (Fo shizzle)

Britain for Americans

After reading this guide, I think Britain sounds like a nice place. We should all go there sometime. (Fo shizzle)

Catalog Page for PIA07639

Hey, LCX, NASA found us. Time to use emergency plan A (Fo shizzle)

Cheap Ass Gamer - Cheap Video Game Shopping, Video Game Sales and Video Game Deals: CAG.

For Jerry (Fo shizzle)

Next-Gen Consoles - The Real Deal - MegaGames hardware

worst.controller.ever! (Fo shizzle)

Happy Thanksgiving!

I would like to make my list of things I am thankful for:

Xbox
New Belgium Brewing Company
NHL Center Ice
Husker Football (win or lose, GO BIG RED!)
Hot women
Chicken Wings
Playstation 2
My DVR
Verizions "In" Network
BBQ
My couch (The hockey throne)
Portable gaming systems
The Olive Garden

Oh yea, and friends and family or something... (Fo shizzle)

BBspot - Top 11 Signs You're at a Geek's House for Thanksgiving

Classic (Fo shizzle)

10 Things I Hate About You Script at IMSDb.

I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
even worse when you make me cry
I hate it that you're not around
and the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don 't hate you
not even close, not even a little bit,
not even any at all.

(Fo shizzle)

LiquidGeneration Grand Central

Has some NSFW content, so no clicky from the bank. (Fo shizzle)

Coming Soon! - Latest News

Suh-Weet again! (Fo shizzle!)

Fox out to Destroy All Humans with cartoon

Suh-weet! (Fo shizzle!)

Internet phenomenon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ooh, now when people want to ask what something means, they can look it up themselves. (Fo shizzle)

4inthemorn.com - Insomnia was never this good

Insomnia leads to weird stuff... (Fo shizzle)

Watching all six Star Wars movies simultaneously

I'll come back to this once I've seen Episode III... Come on Amazon... (Fo shizzle)

Midwest Wrestling Alliance

Witty comment goes here. (Fo shizzle)

Common Cents

It's a challenge! (Fo shizzle)

Greatest Internet Moments

Top 100 lists are old and busted, but I don't think I've linked any of the latest crop. (Fo shizzle)

DVD Aficionado - jdawg_sob's DVD Collection

Dude, while I may have 50 some odd Crossroads cases, you actually own the movie? We need to have a talk sometime... (Fo shizzle)

EVIL SCARY SPIDER!

Evil Scary Spider, the new bigmerl.com mascot, has made his debut! Expect to see more of him soon. (Fo shizzle)

OKCupid! The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

Good news, I would not have been a Nazi. (Fo shizzle)

DVD Aficionado - ibetterhurryup's DVD Collection

81, of which 1 currently on loan - Beavis has Scarface. (Fo shizzle)

Big Merls Collection

264 pf which 2 are currently on loan, Beavis has GTA3 for the PS2 and Heather has Silent Hill for the PS1. (Fo shizzle)

GSA Auctions

DUDE! LCX! Part #230958.g in the master plan! (Fo shizzle)

Castlevania

So here is my imitation of Big Merl playing any Castlevania game, ever. "Woo, I am having fun! Now entering clock tower. ****. Well there went that fun, time to hate spakes and flying things. I wonder what is on tv..." (Fo shizzle)

thismink(DOT)com

Ok, so yea, we seem to be in a drought lately of content here on bigmerl.com. However, you know who is doing lots of updates? Mink. Go there, I command thee! (Fo shizzle)

Rider Alert - Monthly Pass

Extended for November and December! Yah! (Fo shizzle)

Beastie Boys - BeastieBoys.com - Official Beastie Boys Web Site

Body movin, body movin,
A1 sound, sound so soothing
Body movin, body movin,
We be getting down and you know we're crush groovin

Let me get some action from the back section
We need body rocking not perfection
Let your back bone flip but don't slip a disc
Let your spine unwind just take a risk
I wanna do the freak until the break of dawn
Tell me party people is that so wrong
The ship is docking, inter-lockin
And up-rockin electro-shocking
We're getting down computer action
Do the robotic satisfaction
All of y'all get off the wall
Have a ball and get involved with

Body movin, body movin with the A-1 sound sound so soothing

Flame on, I'm gone
I'm so sweet like a nice bon bon
Came out rapping when I was born
Mom said rock it 'til the break of dawn
Puttin bodies in motion cause I got the notion
Like Roy Cormier with the coconut lotion
The sound of the music drivin you insane
You can't explain to people this type of mind frame
Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pap
I'm fine like wine when I start to rap
We need body rockin not perfection
Let me get some action from the back section

Body movin, body movin,
A1 sound, sound so soothing
Body movin, body movin,
We be getting down and you know we're crush groovin

Mike D with the master plan
Ooh my my and thank you ma'am
And when I grab the mic you scream Ooh god damn
The creme de la creme is who I am
MCA where have you been
Packed like sardines in the tin
So kick off your shoes and put on your swim fins
Cause when it comes to quarries I'm known to swim
Adrock light up the place
And if you pull my card you pull the ace
And if you ask me turn up the bass
And if you play defender I could be your hyper space

Body movin'

(Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1707429) Zug on its latest media prank: The Ashton Kutcher Cellphone story. Tracks the path of a fake story listed only on Fark as it

Behold the power of Fark (Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1705339)

TF only thread that is really funny. (Fo shizzle)

Church of the Libertine Website

Ever wanted a church that encouraged you to do speed? Found one. (Fo shizzle)

Americans wish to buy Vladimir Lenin's body - PRAVDA.Ru

And in case you wondered how great the Russian media is. (Fo shizzle)

FARK.com: Fark offers to buy Lenin

In case you wondered where your TF funds go. (Fo shizzle)

Listmania! How to blow a fortune and make the FBI's Most Wanted List

Amazon is becoming more helpful every day... (Fo shizzle)

Broderbund�

You make me wanna La La... Anyways, a certain little boy named would love this if his mom got it for him... (Fo shizzle)

Omaha Ak-Sar-Ben Knights

AHL, prepare to be pwn3d! (Fo shizzle!)

NHL Academy

You too can learn if the NHL is the right fit for you. In other news, I have NHL Center Ice. (Fo shizzle)

CNN.com - Typhoon, quake leave Taiwan shaken, stirred - Oct 1, 2005

Oh no they didn't. CNN.com has obviously hired their writers from FARK.com. (Fo shizzle)

Company Names

Interesting little read, I'd be curious to know how many are correct and how many are urban legend. I guess I could used Wikipeida or Snopes. (Fo shizzle)

Welcome to the Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund Official Web Site

With a recent rebirth of get rich quick people on the web, such as the guy that wants you to buy him a Ferari and the chick that wants a boob job, bigmerl.com decided to beg for dollars. Then we were too lazy to establish a system, mostly because LCX said "What, you think I'm gonna code that? Your crazy. I'm gonna go play Xbox" so we instead will refer you to the Katrina fund. Please consider helping the Red Cross, since all the help in the world can't save the staff of bigmerl.com. Except Mel, she is the sane one. (Fo shizzle)

Best Launch Titles

This list is written by a Mario fanboy. (Fo shizzle)

ESPN.com - NCF - Recap

GOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIG REEEEEEED GO BIG RED! (Fo shizzle)

Eyemarten.com - What is the story with Jordan Capri?

When good pr0n stars go bad. Or is it the other way around? I'm not sure. This article is so NSFW that you shouldn't click it if you are even thinking about work. That is all. Oh, and Norm has a webcam. (Fo shizzle)

www.planearium.de - South Park Studio

Her Beavisness brought this to my attention. It's like umm... I have no clue. (Fo shizzle)

YouSendIt | Email large files quickly, securely, and easily!

Our red headed staffer brought this to my attention. This site is now officially Big Merl approved. (Fo shizzle)

Vintage Husker Wood Sign

Someone buy this for me! Please? (Fo shizzle)

IGN: Liberty City: The Weapons Cache

Have I mentioned I am buying a PSP? (Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1648619) Photoshop this foreign square

TF only. (Fo shizzle)

NerdTests.com - Fun Tester

NERDS! (Fo shizzle)

LA Weekly: Music: Oh, Yes! It’s Devo!

Q Are we not men?
A We are Devo!

They are back, and they hate Bush. Man, I know some people don't like the song Glycerine, but those are some harsh words! (Fo shizzle)

Katrina: The Gathering

Oh yea, warning, may be offensive, you know, if you can't take a joke about politics and media. (Fo shizzle)

BoardGameGeek - Serving the Board Game Community Since January 2000

First off, this place sells Robo Rally. Second, we seriously should start a gaming night. (Fo shizzle)

jay is games - jay bibby reviews flash games and gameplay

If there are two things I enjoy linking to, one is games and the other is blogs. So how about a blog that links to flash games? (Fo shizzle)

The Real-Life Twinkie Experiment

I heard from Mink that there is a nude beach story. I'm going to be reading this. (Fo shizzle)

eBay: The Ultimate Hippie Vacation (item 5614695213 end time Sep-19-05 22:24:05 PDT)

Greatest auction since unconcious Korean. (Fo shizzle)

Revolution Controller

Ahh, the fanboys, they will stop at nothing to prove their system is number one. (Fo shizzle)

media (JPEG Image, 200x223 pixels)

Umm, yea... So remember how Nintendo tried making the Virtual Boy and it was teh lame? Then they made the DS and it was teh lame? They are at it again. This is a for real pic of the Revolution controller. No, really, it is. I'm not kidding. (Fo shizzle)

So You Wanna Be A "Hooters" Girl? - September 15, 2005

Mmm, wings. (Fo shizzle)

Welcome to Heavens-Above!

I'm gonna play with this sometime. (Fo shizzle)

HuskerPedia Mall -- DVDs

Christmas is coming... (Fo shizzle)

Dystopia. A Cyberpunk Game for the Source Engine.

Another reason to buy the Steam Platinum pack (Fo shizzle)

ID3v2 mp3 tag editor, wma organizer, ogg tag editor, m4a iTunes aac organizer - Tag&Rename

Will need to research this... (Fo shizzle)

Pet Monkey Escapes, Bites Boy on Buttocks - Yahoo! News

Shocking enough, this story does not involve any members of the bigmerl.com staff. (Fo shizzle)

Redhead Buttercup

Someone has a lamejournal (Fo shizzle)

My fave Katrina looting pics...

Camera 1



Camera 2

Alice Hill’s Real Tech News - Independent Tech � Absolutely Everything About the Game Duck Hunt (Including How to Shoot the &#$% Dog)

This post is dedicated to our readers in Louisville, KY (Fo shizzle)

A Really, Really, Really Good Introduction to XML [XML, XSLT & Web Services]

Sometime when I'm drunk I'm gonna use this to teach myself XML and then build a web program to drunk dial ex-girlfriends. (Fo Shizzle)

NEWSWATCH 50 || WWTI Watertown - GM Recalls Trucks, SUV's in Northern States

Jamie of the H variety, you may want to read this one. (Fo shizzle)

Some Flash Game

Here is some flash game I found, you run, jump, and collect yellow bricks. Have fun!

Here's an amendum. Apparently you are some sort of ninja and you have to run around or something. Man that's some small text...

James Arthur Vineyards-Nebraska's largest winery!

Anyone want to put together a field trip to go out for a vineyard tour and wine tasting? (Fo shizzle)

USNO Master Clock Time

It is... THE CLOCK! (Fo shizzle)

Google Talk

Please begin your migration to Google Talk. I have gmail invites if you need them. My login there is *shock* BigMerl. (Fo shizzle)

eBay Member Profile for 1busyman

Some chick sent me this link, look at his feedback listings. Then look at what he sells. Then drool over the fact that some chick sent me a link to an eBay seller that sells video games. (Fo shizzle)

SwitchTextbooks.com :: Trade Textbooks Online - How It Works

Attn: College students. This looks like it may save you money. Read for yourself. (Fo shizzle)

Mean Kitty

Sometimes a site tells the truth. Obviously bigmerl.com never does, but this site does. (Fo shizzle)

Microsoft TerraServer Imagery

TerraServer has a very highly detailed, but six year old photo set of Omaha. Link goes to where the First National Tower stands today. (Fo shizzle)

Assassin - the game where you kill celebrities!

Anyone else deeply disturbed by the lack of New Order - Confusion on this page? (Fo shizzle)

Crackerville USA

Blogging from Kuwait by a guy there as a civiliian contractor. Some people on my site might call it their husbands blog. Ok, one visitor, only one will. I like to call it my needing to update my sidebar with some new blogs. (Fo shizzle)

madhotmama

Some people don't tell me when they start their own blogs. ;) Do you want blogger access to bigmerl.com also? (Fo shizzle)

Shadowlands Haunted Places Index - Nebraska

Because some people don't know how to post stuff when they find it. (Fo shizzle)

heromachine

Because somebody in Louisville is addicted to it... (Fo shizzle)

Herald Sun: Good sports are fierce foes [15aug05]

Australia has just become the coolest country ever. Sorry you had to lose your title Canada. (Fo shizzle)

WannaLearn.com: Just for Fun : Useless Skills

How Big Merl will be passing his free time (Fo shizzle)

Welcome to Project Gutenberg - Project Gutenberg

What to do when you are wating for the next update to bigmerl.com: read a book. (Fo shizzle)

50 Coolest Websites 2005 - TIME.com

Time Magazine is written by morans (Fo shizzle)

www.BISSELL.com - PRODUCTS - LITTLE green(R) Compact, Multi-Purpose Cleaner

I bought the little green clean machine today at Targetto over on Saddlecreek. Ok, I only said where I bought it to see how many hits I get off Targetto and off Saddlecreek. Anyways, if anyone wants to borrow it, you gotta buy your own cleaning solution, but just email me and I'll let you use it. (Fo shizzle)

University of Nebraska | 2005 Nebraska Football Tickets

Maine is up. (Fo shizzle)

Lightning Bug's Butt

Too many words to read when this sleepy, will read later. You should read it too. Oh, and Norm has a webcam. (Fo shizzle)

StevesWebPage.com

We aren't looking for Blues Clues, we are turning emo, we are Steve Burns, if you wondered where we are. Oh, and Norm has a webcam. (Fo shizzle)

Eat Hufu: Easter Island T-Shirt

And a certain Redhead would prefer you buy this one. I say skip both shirts and give me your money. Oh, and Norm has a webcam. (Fo shizzle)

"French Battle Flag" T-Shirt > Below The Fold Online Store | CafePress

This shirt is Big Merl approved for taking a jab at the French and being cool. Oh, and Norm has a webcam. (Fo shizzle)

art.com artPad

I'm an artist now, and Norm has a webcam (Fo shizzle)

Daryl Cagle's Professional Cartoonists Index

Collections of political cartoons. Oh, and Norm has a webcam. (Fo shizzle)

The New Yankee Workshop Web Cam

NORM HAS A WEBCAM! (Fo shizzle)

Grisoft Freeweb: Get AVG for your home PC virus protection

Free AntiVirus, if you aren't running something, anything, please run at least this. Come on, its free, you cheap farks. (Fo shizzle)

TV Cream's Top 100 Toys

Rubik's Cube at #93 draws this lists integrity into question, so I didn't read it, but you can. (Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: (1455868) Eerie photos of an abandoned amusement park, apparently in Japan. Your photographer wants a Scooby Snack

Using my blog as a bookmarks manager again (Fo shizzle)

Abanonded

WOOHOO WOOHOOHOO! (Fo shizzle)

Macworld: News: First family of Windows Vista viruses unleashed

The next version of Windows, still in early beta form, already has a virus. This amuses me. (Fo shizzle)

Chappelle's Show Is 'Done,' Murphy Says - Yahoo! News

"`Chappelle's Show' is over, man. Done," comic Charlie Murphy told TV Guide. "It took me a long time to be able to say those words, but I can say it pretty easy now, because it's the truth."

The dream is dead. :( (Fo shizzle)

From My Horoscope

Overview: You superstar -- you're getting tons of requests for personal appearances, but you're feeling just a touch overbooked. If that's the case, set some priorities and say no to everything else. Really, your health comes first.

TRANSLATION: The fee to get Big Merl to show up live and in person to your event has just gone up big time. That is right. If it is any event that will send me back to Hotel Del Clarkson then it will now cost you two Captain n Cokes or three Fat Tires in addition to all tranpsortation and lodging costs. If this fee is not met, I will play Xbox at home instead. (Fo shizzle)

Guess who's back

Big Merls back, tell a friend! Expect a real return to normalcy around these parts as the sherrif is back in town. Aw yea, Big Merl is back baby! (Fo shizzle!)

Ridiculopathy.com: Flaw Allows Children To Unlock X-Rated Material In New Harry Potter Book

Sorry Mel, we have to take your new book away (Fo shizzle)

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Military (The Obstinate Lighthouse)

No, you divert your course! (Fo shizzle)

Wired News

Hey, Beavis, check it out, it says that Kias are lamer then the bus. (Fo shizzle)

NotASoccerMom

This lady is not a soccer mom, I am going to read this during the weekend. Expect a quiz on Monday. (Fo shizzle)

Military Jokes Military Humor

What if World War Two were done online? This not safe for work due to language skit will explain. (Fo shizzle)

eBay: Choose My Legal Name for One Year!!!! No Reserve! (item 5598756771 end time Jul-26-05 17:51:00 PDT)

I vouch for her, go bid early, bid often. (Fo shizzle)

Metal-Rules.com - The Top 100 Heavy Metal Albums of All Time

Everyone but LCX (who sold out), check out the top 100 metal albums of all time. (Fo shizzle)

Candy you ate as a kid

CANDY! (Fo shizzle)

Cool Pictures - WW2 Gun Bunker

Dude, LCX, I think we played this map once (Fo shizzle)

crash.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)

It is umm... special (Fo shizzle)

Welcome to Roadside Peek

It's like a roadtrip for your PC (Fo shizzle)

Misc/Pennies - Pictures of Pennies

I have a new hobby I want to try out (Fo shizzle)

ThinkGeek :: Retro Phone Handset

Insomnia Special Part Two: Revenge of the Insomnia (Fo shizzle)

neonowl.net - bud light presents... real american hero lyrics

Your bigmerl.com insomnia special: Real American Heroes! (Fo shizzle)

Astromech.net - The Official website of the R2 Builders Club

I think I found a new hobby (Fo shizzle)

bit-tech.net | Bizarrely real buildings

Xbox 360: Who needs reality anyways (Fo shizzle)

How to kill yourself like a man.

If you are gonna do it, do it right (Fo shizzle)

[FUALI-DOT-COM] - Those Wacky Fuali Tests

Yea, more quizes, no I'm not posting my results to the blog, yes it is because I'm too lazy to. (Fo shizzle)

Yahoo! Top 100 Weird Sites

I will go through this list later to see if it is any good (Fo shizzle)

Retro Junk | Strangest wrestlers from the eighties

bigmerl.com is proud to link to the list of best wrestling gimmicks ever! (Fo shizzle)

Peter's Evil Overlord List

Now I'm fairly certain I linked this one before, but like that's gonna stop me (Fo shizzle)

The Pitfalls of Game Mastering, By: Steve Maurer (Dragon #170, June 1991)

Let us keep getting geek points, Thanks Konshu! (Fo shizzle)

The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches

Since that one was serious, here is a joke one (Fo shizzle)

The Big List of RPG Plots, by S. John Ross

Yet Square uses the same one over and over again (Fo shizzle)

BreakGames.com - Free Online Games For Your Break

It is supossed to be a Castlevania game in flash, someone please play and report back to the group. (Fo shizzle)

Amazon.com: Your Wish List

Help support my crack addi... bigmerl.com! (Fo shizzle!)

Omaha Newspapers Looking for Entry Level Writers

Wanna be a writer? Live in Omaha? I have found you a job! (Fo shizzle)

Flight Simulator Epic Home built cockpit Hans Krohn

When I talk about the difference between geeks and nerds, this is what I'm talking about. As a geek, I would never waste time building something like this. I would just take over some beers and expect to be allowed to geek out on it. (Fo shizzle)

news from me

Tigger is dead :( (Fo shizzle)

Big Merls Collection

I promised Judi I would link this again sometime. It is updated with my recent 'yea! I have money again!' spending spree of seven games, all winners. (Fo shizzle)

SAFETY SIGN BUILDER - LITE

Just what is Big Merl doing on a Friday night? Playing in traffic. (Fo shizzle)

The Difference Between College And High School

True, true (Fo shizzle)

Life in the carpool lane

For those of you keeping score at home, I updated my personal blog. (Fo shizzle)

Mozilla Custom Keywords

I want to play around with this later, expect some news on its results for my Firefox peeps as soon as I know what I am doing. (Fo shizzle)

The Kiwi Site: A beginners guide to New Zealand, information about NZ

It's not quite cow stuff, but whatev (Fo shizzle)

Most Lucrative Movie Franchises - Forbes.com

I view this as a compelling argument for a new Godfather movie (Fo shizzle)

Shoes at Zappos.com - dress shoes, casual shoes, and athletic shoes, shoe store

Lots of specialty sized shoes (Fo shizzle)

Real Tech News - Independent Tech � Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the “Deep Web”

If anyony is bored they can check out the two links in this article and report back to the class. (Fo shizzle)

TheOmahaChannel.com - News

The Omaha World Herald is no friend to bigmerl.com. I urge all my readers to boycott the Herald, do not buy their newspaper. The reason being? They have blocked down all bugmenot logons to their site. This is after already using session based cookies so that you had to log on every single time you went to their site. I pledge to you, my loyal readers, that my site will remain free. I pledge to my over 100 regular visitors that I will never require you to give me personal information. I pledge to be the kind of webmaster that doesn't care about profit as long as his readers don't annoy him! Oh, and before I forget, for you Jamie H (Fo shizzle)

ArcadeMob.com - free online games

Things die and stuff (Fo shizzle)

Port Royal Trading Co.

Yarr, ahoy there maties, lower your guard and prepare to be borded, we are here to pillage your booty. (Fo shizzle)

Moviehole.net - Lane Smith (1936 - 2005)

One of my favorite actors has passed. Drink one in honor on Lane Smith (Fo shizzle)

Triumph the Insult Dog - Micheal Jackson

This will be the headliner of the next Triumph DVD (Fo shizzle)

NVR Website

This site is cool, I hope linking it won't get me a visit from nice men in black suits (Fo shizzle)

NNDB: Tracking the entire world

It is like the six degrees of seperation or something (Fo shizzle)

Kirkbride Buildings

I don't have much to say on this yet. (Fo shizzle)

STUFF MAGAZINE DOT COM: Danica McKellar

My my my, Winnie Cooper, you sure have grown up. Guys, if you are at say an insurance company or bank, you might not want to click this one. If you are at home, just make sure the wife isn't within striking distance with any objects she may be holding. (Fo shizzle)

Thank you Blogger

You almost made it an entire month without messing up royally. You are such wonderfully coded garbage! (Fo shizzle)

// billericayyouth.com

The lengths I go to for web culture. Translated: Insomnia allowed me to find this modified version of the mia hee guy. (Fo shizzle)

PCWorld.com - 30 Things You Didn't Know You Could Do on the Internet

Granted, most of these you already did know. Some of them are just stupid too. However I don't think I've linked anything of consequence in a while. (Fo shizzle)

42 Games

These games are Big Merl tested, Big Merl approved. (Fo shizzle)

Gamer Roundup

A series of discussions at work today got me realizing, I don't play enough online games right now. It's been several weeks since I have done much online for the PC. So if anyone wants to get some fragging going on or hook up on Xbox Live, let me know. Heck, if your someone I haven't talked to in a while and want to hang out, let me know. If you are someone I do hang out with all the time, well, you already know I'm posting this. (Fo shizzle)

Testing

Just testing a laptop I added to someones wireless network. That is all. (Fo shizzle)

The Cynic's Sanctuary

Wow, this guy sucks at being a cynic. LCX, could you go ahead and send him a copy of the company policy on cynicism in the workplace so he can see how bigmerl.com does it? Thanks! (Fo shizzle)

SnarfoBlog

Google Bot, do my bidding and follow this link. Everyone else, do the same. (Fo shizzle)

My Big Fat ***

Insomnia leads to soul searching Googling. I want to read this one when I am more awake. (Fo shizzle)

Badger Badger Badger

I don't think I have linked this in a while so I figured I wo
AHHH EEK A SNAKE SNAAAAAKE A SNAKE OH ITS A SNAKE! (Fo shizzle)

Yahoo! Music Engine Plugins

Want more details on what I'm up to? Just ask :) (Fo shizzle)

iriver - H10 20GB Remix Blue

I am seriously considering buying this for myslef (Fo shizzle)

eBay - , Gear, Nursery Bedding, and Baby items at low prices

Need to buy stuff for a baby? Buy it from Ronda! (Fo shizzle)

mandy.moore.is.yummy.114.jpg (JPEG Image, 959x1498 pixels)

When did she become so hot? (Fo shizzle)

Blogthings - Cool Stuff To Put In Your Blog

Your Mexican Name Is...

Don Juan

What's your Mexican Name?

(Fo shizzle)

Book-A-Minute

bigmerl.com fully endorses this concept and if we weren't so cheap would probably give them some cash or buy a banner ad or... (Fo shizzle)

life game - athiest - zefrank.com`

I think we can end the quest for worst flash game of all time. LCX, let me know your high score on this one (Fo shizzle)

Cool uses of Google Maps - CyberJournalist.net - Cool uses of Google Maps

More fun with Google Maps (Fo shizzle)

Google Maps - 5000 Bradford Drive huntsville,al

A couple people might know what this is and why I linked it. :) (Fo shizzle)

Virtual Lunacy - MoRe Fun tHan A FreEzeR fULl oF DeaD Cats

I now present you a fellow Omaha TFing Blogger. Click the link. Now. (Fo shizzle)

Xbox.com :: Xbox 360 Fact Sheet

(Fo shizzle)

Das Keyboard - UberGeeks Only

I so totally want this, but I love my keyboard too much to replace it. (Fo shizzle)

Farktography: It's not Photography, is Farktography

A new hobby for me maybe (Fo shizzle)

Blogebrity: The Blog

Anybody caught submitting bigmerl.com or any of its subsidiaries or affiliates to this site will get some really nasty glares from me, mmmkay? (Fo shizzle)

Field of Schemes

This ESPN article of Field of Schemes brought you by Toronto Steve of Montreal (Fo shizzle)

Chizumatic - Simon Sek Man Ng

Hmm, maybe I should start posting every little detail of my life like this guy does just in case it is ever needed. Ok everyone, I just checked weather.com and saw it is raining. Now I am considering what I want for breakfast. My hair is still a little wet from my shower. I'm gonna go listen to some Linkin Park*. (Fo shizzle)
* Because that is what all the angsty LJ people listen to.

Blogthings - What Age Do You Act?

Scary test, it picked my age perfectly. (Fo shizzle)

Free Image Hosting from TotalUpload.com!

I found a good free image hosting service, Total Upload, it works pretty good. (Fo shizzle)

Time-Life - Legends: The Ultimate Rock Collection plus FREE bonus DVD & CD: Rock and Roll Music

(Fo shizzle)

Final Fantasy VII Tech Demo Media Index for PlayStation 3 at GameSpot

I guess since so many people that come here are gamers, and most have played this game, I should link this video (Fo shizzle)

elenafilatova.com

She's cute, she's Russian, she likes to ride motorcylces in the Chernobyl Dead Zone... (Fo shizzle)

The Great American Travelogue Experiment

Cool use of blogger and a V-Card for a laptop (Fo shizzle)

Support Our Ribbons

Big thanks to the Mink for the link. (Fo shizzle)

My Way News

The empire is crumbling. This rules. (Fo shizzle)

Welcome to Civilization Anonymous!

Heh, I don't know which is worse, that there is a CivAnon, or that someone emailed me to tell me about it. :) (Fo shizzle)

UNO Television Documentaries

If anyone feels like buying me a present, I would love to have "If These Walls Could Speak" on dvd. (Fo shizzle)

bigmerl.com

I just wanted to make a post to make one. (Fo shizzle)

Music Video Codes, Hip Hop, R&B, Rock, Pop, Country - MusicFeet.com

Outkast - Hey Ya

Get More Music Videos @ MusicFeet.com (Fo shizzle)

YPOPs! :: Free POP3/SMTP access to Yahoo Mail!

Do you uhh, Yahoo? Do you uhh, want to have your Yahoo mail go to your email client instead of Yahoo? Now you can. (Fo shizzle)

TOTALFARK.com: User profiles

Ever wonder why the people of Fark are so great? This is the profile of one of the nicest people on Earth. He is helping out a good friend with a school project without knowing her, without any questions asked. This is humanity at its finest. (Fo Shizzle)

bigmerl.com update

So as you probably noticed, unless you come here directly via the sub domain, we* are redoing the site. So far, so good, expect more to come over the weekend**. ***

* Big Merl and Captain Morgan
** but will probably be left half done and abandoned
*** (Fo shizzle)

Geeks To Go - Free Computer Help -> Aurora Pop Ups [resolved]

Nasty new piece of spyware out there (Fo shizzle)

CCJ39's Homepage

The art of cheating at PC games just went up another notch. (Fo shizzle)

The Smoking Gun: Archive

The Smoking Gun files a freedom of information act to obtain emails sent to the City of Deluth on how to deal with the runaway bride lady. The Smoking Gun is there. (Fo shizzle)

I Am Bored - Sites for when you're bored.

I need to not hit refresh 'just one more time' on TF before going to bed. (Fo shizzle)

Rockstar Classics - Free Downloads

Free games from Rockstar for me to download later as it is past my bedtime now. (Fo shizzle)

Dave Barry's Blog

Yea, I start linking weird stuff when I wake up this early on a Sunday (Fo shizzle)

Ben Maller : Archives

and you thought your company was strict about dress code (Fo shizzle)

Norton

I don't normally plug specific products, even in software, but this one is worth it. If you have broadband and Windows XP, you should have Norton Internet Security 2005. It includes a great virus scan, Worm protection, a sweet software firewall, and tons of bells and whistles. Now one thing this does that stands out beyond your normal security is its antispam. It takes a little bit to train it, but once you do it will keep Outlook squeaky clean! I trust Symantec and their Norton line so much that both PCs at Big Merl Enterprises are running Internet Security 2005. You should too. (Fo shizzle)

ESPN.com - MLB - Recap - Yankees at Devil Rays

Hey Kevin Brown, you know what they say, once a Dodger always a bum! (Fo shizzle)

FanFiction.Net :

Well, all the fanfic people now have a central gathering place. I wonder if they want a copy of my Wario Fanfic... (Fo shizzle)

I am a moron sometimes

So I have my bookmarks setup so I can easily go through all my favorite sites that update daily. I click on the blogs folder and click on bigmerl.com. I then mutter to myself about how there is never anything new there. Then it takes a moment for it to sink in and I'm like "Hey! That's my site!" (Fo shizzle)

Adtunes.com > Find TV Commercial Ad Music

Ever wonder what the song in that commercial is? (Fo shizzle)

Bag Borrow or Steal ™

Not sure I get it, but I'm sure some people might love this service. Apparently it is NetFlix for purses. (Fo shizzle)

aflac

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HAPPY STEVEL DAY! (Fo shizzle)

circus girl without a safety net

How long has it been since I linked a fellow blogger? I feel like I'm not doing my job when I go this long without doing it. Then I realize I'm not getting paid for this. Then I cry. Then I remember boys don't cry. Then I bottle it all up inside. Then the fun begins. (Fo shizzle)

ACME Laboratories

Remember ACME? They have a website now. (Fo shizzle)

Gamefly Online

Want the best deals on used games? Gamefly usually has them. (Fo shizzle)

PortForward.com - Free Help Setting up Your Router or Firewall

Geek tools (fo shizzle)

Storage Technology

What happens when you let Beavis do your companies marketing... (fo shizzle)

Halflife2.net - Half-Life 2 Xbox Information

Halflife 2 on the Xbox? And here I thought I was going to reestablish my social life. (fo shizzle)

dtoy_vs_byokal

Big Merl tested to provide at least 20 minutes of entertainment (fo shizzle)

nintendo themes, a capella (a choir performance of classic nintendo songs) - video

These are the kind of thing that make me ashamed to be a hard-core gamer. (fo shizzle)

Hey Beavis

Since your bday is coming up... (fo shizzle)

YIM (fo shizzle)

I am considering a cleanup of my Yahoo Instant Messenger list after an incident this afternoon. Which leads me to something I don't think I have discussed here before: Instant Messaging. Big Merl is reachable by instant messaging, preferably on MSN as webmaster@bigmerl.com

Anyways, I may change Yahoo screen names if it won't mess up my .com stuff too much, I have such an old and cluttered list and occasionally people think they can be morons to me on Yahoo (hey, you wanted a shout out on my page, now you are getting it!) and that I will put up with it.

Paint.NET - Home

Why am I almost compelled to install? (fo shizzle)

Articles: Installing Linux on a Dead Badger: User's Notes, by Lucy A. Snyder

I have no comments other then thanking the Forum Goons for making sure the stupidest thing in the history of the Internet made it first to SomethingAwful.com and then to the que at TotalFark.com. I hate you Forum Goons. (fo shizzle)

ZOMBO

You can do anything on Zombo (fo shizzle)

Peter's Evil Overlord List

LCX, take notes, you may need this some day. (fo shizzle)

Main Page - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Simple plug, if you need to research well... anything.... click here. This will especially be helpful to those of you hitting the site from various colleges and universities. (fo shizzle)

ESPN.com: Chicago Bulls Clubhouse

People made fun of me as I clung to my bulls after MJ left, but look who has clinched a winning record and has a pretty good team going into the playoffs. (fo shizzle)

Aero-News Network

Fake articles posted April 1st are funny (fo shizzle)

Corn Cob Pens

I don't know which is cooler, the pen or that the price is the score of the Fiesta Bowl. :) (fo shizzle)

Dude... why am I driving a Kia?

This would be so sweet... you know my bday is coming up right?

THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF FETUS SPEARS

Fake blogs are funny (fo shizzle)

bigmerl.com update

What is going on at bigmerl.com? Well first off, this headline is linked to a game where you play KITT, the talking car, in a rendition of Spy Hunter that lacks weapons as far as I can tell.

Second off, we had a posting snafu, so there were no updates this week, in case you were wondering.

Third off, TotalFark.com went down, so I ran out of links to post. :(

Fourth off, There was some bad code posted so I removed that post and created a new, similar post. I'm not going to tell you which one.

Fifth of Captain Morgan.

Sixth off, there is some new stuff in the works.

Seventh off, (fo shizzle)

OKCupid! The could you hang with Big Merl Test

Why you do not let insomnia, boredom, geekiness and okcupid.com mix.

(fo shizzle)

...

Why LCX is not allowed ANYWHERE near the server EVER again... ;) (fo shizzle)

thismink(DOT)com

As you may know, I have been following the adventures of the Mink in Marines boot camp. She has gradumacated, so she is all marine like now. On a side note, I have decided to never meet up with anyone off the Internet that has training to kill me with their bare hands unless I am sure they won't try to kill me. I must protect my precious. (fo shizzle)

the best brands of the world || the best brands of the world

Logos, we got logos, we got lots and lots of logos (fo shizzle)

(fo shizzle)

You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job..
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your
life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to
forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

Thanks Jamie H (a big fo shizzle up in this hizzou for you!)

School Killer's Animated Terror - March 23, 2005

All I can say is "dot dot dot" (fo shizzle)

Funny t shirts, Funny shirts, Crazy t-shirts, Crazy shirts, Cool t-shirts, Cool shirts, eboumsworld

Your webmaster would like one of these shirts (fo shizzle)

d pad - The last word in video game store comics

I don't know if I mentioned it, but DPAD IS BACK! (fo shizzle)

Ok Cupid! Free Match Free Online Dating

I'm not sure why, but I signed up here and am taking quizes. I should be in bed... (fo shizzle)

OKCupid! The Nothing Important Test

More like me Congratulations! You scored 76!

Like the category says, your answers are most like mine. I don't know if this is good or bad news for you.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on petals

Link: The Nothing Important Test written by sokeri on Ok Cupid

(fo shizzle)

MSN vs. Google

Having a little too much fun with this one (fo shizzle)

Omaha.com

A sad time indeed. This will probably be the last time bigmerl.com links to omaha.com. In light of their change to being a registration only site, I have terminated their contract and they will no longer benefit from the 10 ton gorilla which is bigmerl.com. (fo shizzle)

Omaha.com

First National Tower goes up in flames (fo shizzle)

offical gay test

This is funny (fo shizzle)

zoothats.gif (GIF Image, 255x255 pixels)

Anyone wanna help me bring back swing again? (fo shizzle)

Cliff Yablonski Hates You

You can tell Fark is down if I'm linking SomethingAwful content... (fo shizzle)

The April 2000 Locomotive Engineer Newsletter

A good read (for up in this hizzou!)

How to be an idiot

bigmerl.com is in no way affiliated with anyone or anything. I'm pretty sure one look at the low production values would tell you that. Or even bothering to read the garbage that I write. I mean, hello, I am the Big Merl. So why is it every single time I do even a reference to a celebraty, someone has to email me to get in touch with them, or thinks that I am that person. Like right now, I can say "Mila Kunis is a hottie" and I will have two marriage proposals in my inbox when I get home from work tomorrow. That isn't counting all the wise guys that will email me just to be funny.

In summary: Please turn on brain before logging into AOL. Thank you!

The Modern Library | 100 Best | Rival List

Lets see if Blogger works again...

Retro.Vandegrift.net

We getting retro up in this hizzou!

Omaha.com

If my math is right, my building is the last one that is still apartments downtown?

Local News by bigmerl.com

So we had a fire in the dumpster tonight. Me being all responsible and stuff evacuated the building and didn't get any real pics, but since I am not a news site I am not above using doctored photos. This is an artists recreation of the fire. Look at that intense realism. 

Banana Phone - Flash Animation

A classic returns

sweet secrets

"it's amazing, only 3 people know about this blog. me, you, and elaini"
And the 100 ton juggernaut that is bigmerl.com

The Apple Store (U.S.)

"It doesn't matter which iPod model you have because iPod Socks fit all of them."
"Fits all iPod models except iPod shuffle."

So which is it gentlemen? It fits all iPods or not?

Play Nintendo and Sega video games online for free!

I bring... GAMES

Omaha.com

Jamie, this is why I tried calling you, but then it cut out or something and I'm assuming that at this point it is irrelevent, so its all good! Have fun!

formerlyROSIE

This person claims to be Rosie O'Donnell, make your own decision.

Download details: Windows AntiSpyware (Beta)

I know, its in a beta. I know it says Microsoft. I know, you don't care. Well care. Install and run please. Thank you!

I wish

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala

Omaha.com

OH BURN! BURN BURN BURN!
Dear Elkhorn, remember your pockets are not as deep as Omaha. You try to act smart and we will layeth the smacketh down. Milliard can vouch for this. You have been warned.

Tuesday Morning

Since someone, I'm gonna guess Jamie, will probably visit this today, I'm gonna guess while at school, I figured I would put a post up. Not that I'm saying anything, because I'm sleepy and heading to bed. But it seemed like a good idea. That way if my guess is correct, this person will probably be all at work like "hey, I saw you updated your site" and I'll be like "Yea, wasn't it cool?" Then I'll probably say something about loving my job.

Also, for those who didn't notice, at the bottom of each post there is the option to comment.

Who Links To Me - for the ultimate narcissist within you

Interesting little thing...

Fan Ruthlessly Smashes Face into Helmet of Nebraska Player

Finally, media unafraid to speak the truth!

Replacement Cord

Xbox recall, if you are reading bigmerl.com then this probably affects you.

Amazon.com: Music: My Christmas EP [EP]

Mel, click this link!

Amazon.com: Toys & Games: Warcraft-The Board Game

Does LCX know about this?

Georgy Russell For California Governor

Lets get political! Her campaign may be long over, but I still support Georgy Russell!

STAR WARS Technical Commentaries

Another look at the same subject

StarDestroyer.Net: Dedicated to the Mighty Imperial Star Destroyer!

Insomnia Special

Results...

YOU ARE RULE 8(a)!

You are Rule 8, the most laid back of all the
Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. While your
forefather in the Federal Rules may have been a
stickler for details and particularity, you
have clearly rebelled by being pleasant and
easy-going. Rule 8 only requires that a
plaintiff provide a short and plain statement
of a claim on which a court can grant relief.
While there is much to be lauded in your
approach, your good nature sometimes gets you
in trouble, and you often have to rely on your
good friend, Rule 56, to bail you out.


Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

UVA Computer Science: Star Links

Six Degrees of Seperation

The Onion | Onion Love Coupons

Classic, absolutely classic.

Index of Pictures

This should win me some votes or something...

Get MSN Messenger -- It's FREE! (MSN)

"Where did your AIM go Big Merl?"

If you are asking that, then you'll notice I have signed off of AIM. They started adding video ads to their program because I guess too many people ignored the normal ones. That is the quickest way to chase me away from a program. I am, however, on YIM and MSN.

Huskers.com - Home

Red Storm Rising. Coach Callahan has put together a recruiting class that has people talking National Championships and the debate over the coaching change being over. Marlon Lucky and Harrison Beck have a lot of hype to live up to, but the state has a buzz to it today. The Big Red Machine has finished its upgrades and is being fine tuned for another run among the elite of college football. GO BIG RED!

The Death List 2005

Death List on the edge of breaking into 2005 with a big name.

WELCOME

I'm getting bored for some reason

milk&cereal.mov (video/quicktime Object)

Wow, the Icy Hot Stuntaz checking in

milk_and_cereal.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)

I kinda want some cereal now

Milk and Cereal: The Green Version

Because I am in the process of driving Steve insane...

milk and cereal: asian version

Hey, umm, Lindsey... When you get back online at the new place... I can't describe it, just watch it.

"Huskers" for Ohio

I love my Huskers. Everyone should know that by now. They are one of my reasons for existence. Some people however can't cope with the fact that the Solich era is over. Therefore, they have become Ohio fans. Ok, whatever. However, if you are going to do that, don't call your new booster club 'Huskers for Ohio'. When you jump off the ship, you give up all rights to the Big Red. You are no longer N, you are out. Huskers do not support Ohio. Huskers support the University of Nebraska. GO BIG RED!

USATODAY.com - Recruits swamp Navy, Air Force

Jamie H, click this article. It is why I am thinking Bill will not be recalled.

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED

First thing: Title your pages in all caps

The Hundreds presents CORGISHOE

This man has issues

Mark's misc rants . . .

So you may ask me "Big Merl, this blog has been around for a year and a half and has only had like ten posts on it, what gives? You always pick blogs to link better then this." And I will say "Look at his Blogger profile, he is the only other one listing TotalFark as an interest."

thismink(DOT)com

OK, if I can direct everyones attention to thismink(dot)com, she has a feature I am considering adding to bigmerl.com. It is called a Blogroll. Is there much interest from my readers in my adding this? Because there is football on and I'm too lazy to read up on this now.

donuts.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)

So yea, how did I not link this one yet?

WHO TV - Des Moines: Lap dance law in Vegas is rejected

In todays NSFW news, lap dances are legal in Vegas again. Elton John is not amused.

ABC News: Blogger Influence Raises Ethical Questions

Well, since they are talking about ethics in blogging, I will share the ethics of bigmerl.com: There are none.

ESPN.com - MLB - L.A. opposes 'improper' Angels name change

You hear that Angles? LA don't want you! Don't try to taint my Dodgers image with your DH.

No More Players for World of Warcraft on FileFront

Yea, so... World of Warcraft is broken. Shame I never got into it. See you all on Live.

Something Awful

Absolute classic
He names everything Luke he does. Even his dog named Luke it is.

BBspot - Bush Countdown Clock

This should come in handy for Bush haters. For Bush lovers... no clicky!

eMachineShop - Online Machine Shop - with FREE CAD Software

This is cool. LCX, I have some bad ideas.

Amazon.com: Books: Vision of the Future (Star Wars: The Hand of Thrawn, Book Two)

What is the Big Merl up to on this cold, COLD weekend? If you guessed Xbox, you would be wrong. I'm reading. Link goes to said book.

TOTALFARK.com: (1300784)

GREATEST.THREAD.EVAR! (TF only)

Jenny, are you there? (867-5309)

Jenny I got your number

--cameramail cameras--

This is pretty cool. These people are mailing disposable cameras with the instructions for the postal works to take photos and then posting the results.

Still taking quizes...

I am an Intellectual



Which America Hating Minority Are You?

Take More Robert & Tim Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim Cartoons

I think one of the possible answers is "You are... LCX"

I am Nothing!



Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?

Take More of Robert & Tim's Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim's Cartoons

France will surrender to me now...

Switzerland -
A neutral power for as long
as most can remember, it has avoided war for
several centuries. However, it is still
considered highly advanced and a global power.


Positives:

Judicial.

Neutrality.

World-Renouned.

Powerful without Force.

Makes Excellent Watches, Etc.


Negatives:

Target of Ridicule.

Constant Struggle to Avoid Conflict.

Target of Criminal Bank Accounts.



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Jerry Jeff Walker Home Page

Dear kids of the world,
His name is Jerry Jeff 'JJ' Walker. You might have heard of him. You may know him as the Caddilac Cowboy, the Gypsy Songman, Jacky Jack, The leader of the Lost Gonzos. You might not have heard of him. He writes the songs though. You know Mr. Bojangles? The song about the old wanderer that will dance for you so he can buy his booze? Walker wrote that song while he was in a drunk tank in New Orleans. You know my favorite party animal Jimmy Buffet? Him and Walker go back to their days in Key West when Jerry tought him how to party.
The man has a passion for the music. He writes songs that capture the life he has lead, which isn't your normal path to the top. He begged for pennies, he lived off the land, he bounced from town to town. He truly was a gypsy in the 60s and early 70s. Now he is living in Austin, with his own record label so he is free to record what and when he pleases so he can keep his music true to himself.

I didn't have a reason to write this other then wanting to share a legend with everyone.

Freeciv - Freeciv

These people are making a free open source Civilization style game. Difficulty: LCX I'm calling you out!

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Say it with me.
GO BIG RED!
GO BIG RED!
GO BIG RED!

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NO GOOGLE, That's a bad Google! No Google! This is my chocolate chicken pot pie! No! MAH! Googles being a *****!

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If the site survives... see it while you still can!

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Someone wanna check this and see if its any good? LCX, maybe have the Hurricane go South Florida on it?