Wednesday, August 03, 2005

From My Horoscope

Overview: You superstar -- you're getting tons of requests for personal appearances, but you're feeling just a touch overbooked. If that's the case, set some priorities and say no to everything else. Really, your health comes first.

TRANSLATION: The fee to get Big Merl to show up live and in person to your event has just gone up big time. That is right. If it is any event that will send me back to Hotel Del Clarkson then it will now cost you two Captain n Cokes or three Fat Tires in addition to all tranpsortation and lodging costs. If this fee is not met, I will play Xbox at home instead. (Fo shizzle)

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